Don't ask if a girl's
pregnant unless you might have
gotten her that way.



Rush Limbaugh, you make
so much sense to me when I'm
on Oxycontin!



A drop in the sea:
Your reusable bags won't
save the rain forest.



With haiku, you can
say a lot in just a few
words. Dickens, take note.



Every morning, the
people are called to worship:
Dunkin' Donuts run.



There's no place like home.
Similarly, there is no
place like Aruba.


The greatest revolt
in recorded history.
Let's blow some shit up.