When it rains, it pours.
Mostly when I forget to
bring my umbrella.
5/18/2010 08:29:00 AM |
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When it rains, it pours.
Mostly when I forget to
bring my umbrella.
Today, I will go
to the beach. Tomorrow, how
about snowboarding?
5/11/2010 06:13:00 AM |
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Mom, you disfigured
yourself to bear me. Enjoy
this two-dollar card.
5/07/2010 08:25:00 AM |
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Springtime: when young men
turn to thoughts of fancy. And
also thoughts of boobs.
5/04/2010 08:03:00 AM |
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I woke to the sun
shining on a world you will
never truly leave.
-In Memory of Alison Barbara Bloch
Thank you for your friendship
3/16/2010 04:52:00 PM |
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Millions of people
On monster.com searching:
my dreams, they are dust.
3/12/2010 08:37:00 AM |
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Two presidents born
in February? Quick, give
the kids a week off!
2/16/2010 11:59:00 AM |
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There's no link between
cell phones and brain cancer. But
we can still have hope.
2/05/2010 08:54:00 AM |
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Massachusetts gone
GOP? Don't blame me; I
vote in Ohio.
2/02/2010 08:33:00 AM |
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The bus will be at
its latest when the windchill
is seven below.
1/29/2010 08:38:00 AM |
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The Bible says the
Antichrist will first be well-
loved. Sorry, Leno.
1/26/2010 08:34:00 AM |
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The best way to get
to know a person is to
get them liquored up.
1/19/2010 08:42:00 AM |
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Muscle memory:
Thinking about my vacay
at Miami Beach.
1/15/2010 09:02:00 AM |
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Lipo would be more
awesome if I could eat ice
cream while getting it.
1/08/2010 09:04:00 AM |
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Lifting cookies to
mouth burns calories, right? I
need to join a gym.
1/05/2010 08:53:00 AM |
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