Too bad for Jesus
that his birthday and Christmas
were on the same day.
12/25/2009 09:56:00 AM |
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Too bad for Jesus
that his birthday and Christmas
were on the same day.
On eBay, you can
lose the world and gain a bunch
of stuff you don't need.
11/06/2009 09:00:00 AM |
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Obama: hot like
Lincoln, smart like JFK.
Scratch that. Reverse it.
11/03/2009 05:56:00 PM |
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If I'm a slutty
slut for Halloween, does it
cancel itself out?
10/30/2009 08:32:00 AM |
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Each ride on the bus,
more and more reasons not to
start a crack habit.
10/27/2009 08:42:00 AM |
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Some things that should need
proof of age to buy: booze, porn
and red Solo cups.
10/23/2009 08:16:00 AM |
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I'm only passive-
aggressive because I'm too
small to kick your ass.
10/21/2009 08:36:00 AM |
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No, really, that dress
looks great. Maybe your blind date's
actually blind.
actually blind.
9/29/2009 05:35:00 PM |
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Because December
is too cold for a party.
What are you, crazy?
9/18/2009 08:14:00 AM |
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Thousands surround me,
but I'm alone. Blackberry,
you're my only friend.
9/15/2009 08:05:00 AM |
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So sorry to hear
about your breakup. What are
you doing Friday?
9/11/2009 08:11:00 AM |
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No more white after
Labor Day? So much for my
Strom Thurmond costume.
9/08/2009 08:11:00 AM |
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The humble rat tail:
Proof that God has a sense of
humor, and it's sick.
9/04/2009 08:28:00 AM |
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Candy is dandy
but liquor is better at
getting you fucked up.
9/01/2009 07:58:00 AM |
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Internet is down!
Looks like we just got kicked back
into the Stone Age.
8/28/2009 03:17:00 PM |
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The Bible says it's
wrong to be gay, but slaves are
cool. Sounds right to me.
8/25/2009 04:33:00 AM |
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It's okay to make
mistakes, as long as no one
was counting on you.
8/21/2009 04:09:00 AM |
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The common cold: well
enough to go to work, sick
enough to hate life.
8/18/2009 06:01:00 PM |
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Lovely Harvard Square.
History. Culture. Hobos.
Can you spare some change?
8/14/2009 08:33:00 PM |
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Don't ask if a girl's
pregnant unless you might have
gotten her that way.
8/07/2009 02:56:00 PM |
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Rush Limbaugh, you make
so much sense to me when I'm
on Oxycontin!
8/05/2009 02:50:00 PM |
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A drop in the sea:
Your reusable bags won't
save the rain forest.
8/01/2009 02:26:00 PM |
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With haiku, you can
say a lot in just a few
words. Dickens, take note.
7/14/2009 04:03:00 AM |
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Every morning, the
people are called to worship:
Dunkin' Donuts run.
7/10/2009 04:12:00 AM |
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There's no place like home.
Similarly, there is no
place like Aruba.
Similarly, there is no
place like Aruba.
7/08/2009 03:17:00 PM |
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The greatest revolt
in recorded history.
Let's blow some shit up.
7/03/2009 12:15:00 PM |
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Snuggie, the blanket
with sleeves: the easiest way
to lose twenty bucks.
6/30/2009 04:00:00 PM |
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"Bat Boy tracks down bin
Laden!" Who says print news has
become obsolete?
6/26/2009 07:17:00 AM |
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If this were golf, you'd
be winning. But it's not; your
low score means you suck.
6/23/2009 06:28:00 AM |
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I am convinced your
screaming child is hard proof
that Satan exists.
6/19/2009 08:07:00 AM |
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It is well-known that there are not nearly enough niche blogs on the internet, and in an attempt to remedy that deficit I present Snarky Haikus. New haikus will be posted on Tuesdays and Fridays (or more, if I feel like it). Here's a haiku to get us started:
Traditionally,
haikus are about nature.
Or exposition.
haikus are about nature.
Or exposition.
6/16/2009 05:43:00 PM |
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