Snuggie, the blanket
with sleeves: the easiest way
to lose twenty bucks.



"Bat Boy tracks down bin
Laden!" Who says print news has
become obsolete?



If this were golf, you'd
be winning. But it's not; your
low score means you suck.



I am convinced your
screaming child is hard proof
that Satan exists.

It is well-known that there are not nearly enough niche blogs on the internet, and in an attempt to remedy that deficit I present Snarky Haikus. New haikus will be posted on Tuesdays and Fridays (or more, if I feel like it). Here's a haiku to get us started:

Traditionally,
haikus are about nature.
Or exposition.