When it rains, it pours.
Mostly when I forget to
bring my umbrella.

Today, I will go
to the beach. Tomorrow, how
about snowboarding?

Mom, you disfigured
yourself to bear me. Enjoy
this two-dollar card.

Springtime: when young men
turn to thoughts of fancy. And
also thoughts of boobs.

I woke to the sun
shining on a world you will
never truly leave.

-In Memory of Alison Barbara Bloch

Thank you for your friendship

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