Law #4875 of city dwelling

The bus will be at
its latest when the windchill
is seven below.


1/29/2010 08:38:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments

Late Night prophecy

The Bible says the
Antichrist will first be well-
loved. Sorry, Leno.


1/26/2010 08:34:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments

The truth about social interaction

The best way to get
to know a person is to
get them liquored up.


1/19/2010 08:42:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments

A Not-for-Webster's Definition

Muscle memory:
Thinking about my vacay
at Miami Beach.


1/15/2010 09:02:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments

Under the knife

Lipo would be more
awesome if I could eat ice
cream while getting it.


1/08/2010 09:04:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments

The New Year's conundrum

Lifting cookies to
mouth burns calories, right? I
need to join a gym.


1/05/2010 08:53:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments