April showers bring May...showers.

When it rains, it pours.
Mostly when I forget to
bring my umbrella.


5/18/2010 08:29:00 AM | Category: | 1 comments

Weather or not

Today, I will go
to the beach. Tomorrow, how
about snowboarding?


5/11/2010 06:13:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments

It's a Hallmark holiday, really.

Mom, you disfigured
yourself to bear me. Enjoy
this two-dollar card.


5/07/2010 08:25:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments

Warmer weather = less clothes

Springtime: when young men
turn to thoughts of fancy. And
also thoughts of boobs.



5/04/2010 08:03:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments

A Not Snarky Haiku

I woke to the sun
shining on a world you will
never truly leave.




-In Memory of Alison Barbara Bloch

Thank you for your friendship


3/16/2010 04:52:00 PM | Category: | 0 comments

This is no time to start a career

Millions of people
On monster.com searching:
my dreams, they are dust.


3/12/2010 08:37:00 AM | Category: | 1 comments

As for the rest of you, back to work.

Two presidents born
in February? Quick, give
the kids a week off!


2/16/2010 11:59:00 AM | Category: | 0 comments