tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28555399295073620752011-07-07T20:33:11.204-07:00Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.comBlogger461100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-22998118165121425062010-05-18T08:29:00.000-07:002010-05-18T08:31:32.420-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />When it rains, it pours.<br />Mostly when I forget to<br />bring my umbrella.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-2299811816512142506?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-85673613617073179222010-05-11T06:13:00.000-07:002010-05-11T06:14:38.331-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />Today, I will go<br />to the beach. Tomorrow, how<br />about snowboarding?<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-8567361361707317922?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-8826581336083617992010-05-07T08:25:00.000-07:002010-05-07T08:30:06.721-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Mom, you disfigured<br />yourself to bear me. Enjoy<br />this two-dollar card.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-882658133608361799?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-85059095825186335012010-05-04T08:03:00.000-07:002010-05-04T08:08:03.888-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Springtime: when young men<br />turn to thoughts of fancy. And<br />also thoughts of boobs.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-8505909582518633501?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-1934224936505219362010-03-16T16:52:00.001-07:002010-03-16T16:58:11.085-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I woke to the sun<br />shining on a world you will<br />never truly leave.<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></span></span><div style="text-align: right;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br /><br /><br />-In Memory of Alison Barbara Bloch</span></span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Thank you for your friendship</span></span></span></span><br /></div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span></div><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-193422493650521936?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-47615896962962771662010-03-12T08:37:00.000-08:002010-03-12T08:39:25.749-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Millions of people<br />On monster.com searching:<br />my dreams, they are dust.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-4761589696296277166?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-71316085018104230322010-02-16T11:59:00.000-08:002010-02-16T12:04:35.935-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Two presidents born<br />in February? Quick, give<br />the kids a week off!<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-7131608501810423032?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-2325245833906839732010-02-05T08:54:00.001-08:002010-02-05T08:55:07.827-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />There's no link between<br />cell phones and brain cancer. But<br />we can still have hope.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-232524583390683973?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-66846507220967909432010-02-02T08:33:00.000-08:002010-02-02T08:41:10.031-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Massachusetts gone<br />GOP? Don't blame me; I<br />vote in Ohio.<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-6684650722096790943?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-8385199945208350322010-01-29T08:38:00.000-08:002010-01-29T08:47:38.844-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />The bus will be at<br />its latest when the windchill<br />is seven below.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-838519994520835032?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-77743261555034390542010-01-26T08:34:00.000-08:002010-01-26T08:35:44.687-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />The Bible says the<br />Antichrist will first be well-<br />loved. Sorry, Leno.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-7774326155503439054?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-3301552619681534032010-01-19T08:42:00.000-08:002010-01-19T08:44:08.618-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />The best way to get<br />to know a person is to<br />get them liquored up.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-330155261968153403?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-945935188963330352010-01-15T09:02:00.000-08:002010-01-15T09:04:13.875-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Muscle memory:<br />Thinking about my vacay<br />at Miami Beach.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-94593518896333035?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-58565032083159723732010-01-08T09:04:00.000-08:002010-01-08T09:06:00.543-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Lipo would be more<br />awesome if I could eat ice<br />cream while getting it.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-5856503208315972373?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-73658917527064832492010-01-05T08:53:00.000-08:002010-01-05T08:58:00.528-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Lifting cookies to<br />mouth burns calories, right? I<br />need to join a gym.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-7365891752706483249?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-90697844493634401662009-12-25T09:56:00.001-08:002009-12-25T09:56:57.154-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />Too bad for Jesus<br />that his birthday and Christmas<br />were on the same day.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-9069784449363440166?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-17950518430132062972009-11-06T09:00:00.000-08:002009-11-06T09:07:44.862-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">On eBay, you can<br />lose the world and gain a bunch<br />of stuff you don't need.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-1795051843013206297?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-82917257099202699262009-11-03T17:56:00.000-08:002009-11-03T17:57:51.319-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Obama: hot like<br />Lincoln, smart like JFK.<br />Scratch that. Reverse it.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-8291725709920269926?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-46530986842735107852009-10-30T08:32:00.000-07:002009-10-30T08:33:46.505-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />If I'm a slutty<br />slut for Halloween, does it<br />cancel itself out?<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-4653098684273510785?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-81185908331106911012009-10-27T08:42:00.000-07:002009-10-27T08:44:04.499-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />Each ride on the bus,<br />more and more reasons not to<br />start a crack habit.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-8118590833110691101?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-42886527531312659792009-10-23T08:16:00.000-07:002009-10-23T08:17:42.251-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Some things that should need<br />proof of age to buy: booze, porn<br />and red Solo cups.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-4288652753131265979?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-14200717325211768922009-10-21T08:36:00.000-07:002009-10-21T08:38:35.928-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />I'm only passive-<br />aggressive because I'm too<br />small to kick your ass.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-1420071732521176892?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-12967457688529394302009-09-29T17:35:00.000-07:002009-09-29T17:37:59.034-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />No, really, that dress<br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">looks great. Maybe your blind date's<br /> actually blind.<br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"></span></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-1296745768852939430?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-89983425963105834062009-09-18T08:14:00.000-07:002009-09-18T08:20:17.864-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Because December<br />is too cold for a party.<br />What are you, crazy?<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-8998342596310583406?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-55074448963656228872009-09-15T08:05:00.000-07:002009-09-15T08:06:35.804-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />Thousands surround me,<br />but I'm alone. Blackberry,<br />you're my only friend.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-5507444896365622887?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-72173766946565160882009-09-11T08:11:00.000-07:002009-09-11T08:12:48.881-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />So sorry to hear<br />about your breakup. What are<br />you doing Friday?<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-7217376694656516088?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-36645527812839106102009-09-08T08:11:00.000-07:002009-09-08T08:12:19.420-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />No more white after<br />Labor Day? So much for my<br />Strom Thurmond costume.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-3664552781283910610?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-35540797569427013882009-09-04T08:28:00.000-07:002009-09-04T08:29:59.045-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />The humble rat tail:<br />Proof that God has a sense of<br />humor, and it's sick.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-3554079756942701388?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-20610595858871745662009-09-01T07:58:00.001-07:002009-09-01T07:59:05.397-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Candy is dandy<br />but liquor is better at<br />getting you fucked up.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-2061059585887174566?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-50680696073187270282009-08-28T15:17:00.000-07:002009-08-28T15:19:16.796-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />Internet is down!<br />Looks like we just got kicked back<br />into the Stone Age.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-5068069607318727028?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-84177955241973464672009-08-25T04:33:00.000-07:002009-08-25T04:34:53.729-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />The Bible says it's<br />wrong to be gay, but slaves are<br />cool. Sounds right to me.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-8417795524197346467?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-27515405475061383432009-08-21T04:09:00.000-07:002009-08-21T04:10:59.566-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />It's okay to make<br />mistakes, as long as no one<br />was counting on you.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-2751540547506138343?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-43625640154366818822009-08-18T18:01:00.000-07:002009-08-18T18:04:02.589-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />The common cold: well<br />enough to go to work, sick<br />enough to hate life.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-4362564015436681882?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-46460567529180534072009-08-14T20:33:00.000-07:002009-08-14T20:34:47.021-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Lovely Harvard Square.<br />History. Culture. Hobos.<br />Can you spare some change?<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-4646056752918053407?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-14473264635966518972009-08-07T14:56:00.001-07:002009-08-07T14:56:55.232-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Don't ask if a girl's<br />pregnant unless you might have<br />gotten her that way.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-1447326463596651897?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-61583791770217133762009-08-05T14:50:00.000-07:002009-08-05T14:51:15.346-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Rush Limbaugh, you make<br />so much sense to me when I'm<br />on Oxycontin!<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-6158379177021713376?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-67071760650838521842009-08-01T14:26:00.000-07:002009-08-01T14:29:53.707-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />A drop in the sea:<br />Your reusable bags won't<br />save the rain forest.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-6707176065083852184?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-54028374958889936672009-07-14T04:03:00.000-07:002009-07-14T04:05:03.915-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><br />With haiku, you can<br />say a lot in just a few<br />words. Dickens, take note.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-5402837495888993667?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-2779882960583701952009-07-10T04:12:00.000-07:002009-07-10T04:16:47.021-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br />Every morning, the<br />people are called to worship:<br />Dunkin' Donuts run.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-277988296058370195?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-67078202399522922132009-07-08T15:17:00.000-07:002009-07-10T04:17:11.167-07:00<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">There's no place like home.</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">Similarly, there is no</span><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">place like Aruba.</span><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span></div><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-6707820239952292213?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-36856634112127399632009-07-03T12:15:00.000-07:002009-07-03T12:18:10.236-07:00<div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">The greatest revolt</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">in recorded history.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:180%;">Let's blow some shit up.</span></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-3685663411212739963?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-85410968278881057822009-06-30T16:00:00.000-07:002009-06-30T16:01:27.929-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Snuggie, the blanket<br />with sleeves: the easiest way<br />to lose twenty bucks.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-8541096827888105782?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-90627039939096855262009-06-26T07:17:00.000-07:002009-06-26T07:24:33.029-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;">"Bat Boy tracks down bin<br />Laden!" Who says print news has<br />become obsolete?<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-9062703993909685526?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-78430648332927475982009-06-23T06:28:00.000-07:002009-06-23T06:30:18.319-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">If this were golf, you'd<br />be winning. But it's not; your<br />low score means you suck.<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-7843064833292747598?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-33030833860649760502009-06-19T08:07:00.000-07:002009-06-19T08:12:22.395-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">I am convinced your<br />screaming child is hard proof<br />that Satan exists.<br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-3303083386064976050?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2855539929507362075.post-19841506262711890082009-06-16T17:43:00.000-07:002009-06-16T17:50:23.675-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:85%;">It is well-known that there are not nearly enough niche blogs on the internet, and in an attempt to remedy that deficit I present Snarky Haikus. New haikus will be posted on Tuesdays and Fridays (or more, if I feel like it). Here's a haiku to get us started:</span><br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Traditionally,</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;">haikus are about nature.</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:180%;">Or exposition.</span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2855539929507362075-1984150626271189008?l=snarkyhaikus.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jaxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07212555157127040614noreply@blogger.com0